- Cabose, on 11/21/2008, -71/+8*statement saying xkcd is funny/sucks*
- MidnightRIder77, on 11/21/2008, -9/+11You're rather indecisive.
- Clbull, on 11/21/2008, -1/+4Make up your mind...
- cphoover, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6the black haired stick figure is hot.
- Cuvou, on 11/22/2008, -1/+5I hear she gives stickjobs. They aren't very pleasant.
- Tiak, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3*statement thanking the poster for clarifying that xkcd was a webcomic*
- theone3, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3Pick a side - we're at war.
- grason1129, on 11/21/2008, -90/+8second comment on XKCD do i get to be famous now?
- SSPink, on 11/21/2008, -29/+8No, you get to be buried.
- gotacalc, on 11/21/2008, -23/+2As do you.
- contact, on 11/21/2008, -17/+2And you.
- mercury4k, on 11/21/2008, -7/+2Nope
- JRDrummer, on 11/22/2008, -5/+1and me! :D
- SSPink, on 11/21/2008, -29/+8No, you get to be buried.
- ubenjammin2, on 11/21/2008, -27/+191Rigorous sexual experimentation is the best kind!
- tomg025, on 11/21/2008, -15/+5i thought it was the only kind...
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -15/+55Right up until the point where a penis penetrates a male anus. Then all the laws get freaky and divided, and the Christians get all offended (well, to be fair, "and the Muslims stone/shoot you to death, along with the girl they couldn't help themselves from raping").
Damn.. I meant this to be sarcasm, but I don't think that's exactly where I went with that. Guess the +/- will show how it's interpreted by the masses.- sexybobo, on 11/21/2008, -5/+34More then likely the +/- will just tell you how many people prefer banana pudding to chocolate. This is digg after all.
- Hedragon, on 11/21/2008, -3/+48Pudding is AWESOME!!!
- CYR1X, on 11/21/2008, -2/+8Don't bring politics into this.
- Jdw4rf, on 11/21/2008, -0/+8Hardest poll ever... wait, which one is banana?
- Arlieth, on 11/21/2008, -0/+11Don't bring pudding into this.
- rrasco, on 11/21/2008, -1/+4@Hedragon: correction, banana pudding is capital awesome!
- BAiT, on 11/21/2008, -37/+6XKCD is a webcomic?
- binky79, on 11/21/2008, -49/+6This is the best xkcd ever!
- kyle212, on 11/21/2008, -1/+3Is this your first xkcd? If it is then it is the best, it is also the worst, the sexiest... etc
- calcio0fan, on 11/21/2008, -33/+14She looks cute
- fatrandy13, on 11/21/2008, -3/+10then i guess i'd do her
- wollsmosh, on 11/21/2008, -4/+7Rule 34 on the XKCD chick!
- coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -2/+2She has pointy elbows.
- gotacalc, on 11/21/2008, -31/+20Indeed, why was the entire sophomore class required for the experiment? It looks like she only needed... one significant figure.
- lukeag10, on 11/21/2008, -3/+12Dugg for sig figs
- Sornos, on 11/21/2008, -1/+15***** sig figs.
- Elranzer, on 11/21/2008, -0/+12^ That's the point of her experiment
- lukeag10, on 11/21/2008, -3/+12Dugg for sig figs
- MidnightRIder77, on 11/21/2008, -28/+12I see... a graveyard. Not any graveyard though. Rather one where comments go to die. It opens every Monday Wednesday and Friday at around midnight and has very few that survive. Mainly those that survive have genuine wit or go for a cliche' statement of 'THESE COMMENTS SUCK' hoping that the repetition of what previously was popular will allow them to rise above their peers.
- dnasty27, on 11/21/2008, -35/+9Yay! Another web comic that will probably make the front page without making me laugh.
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -4/+3You'll probably never read this, but... a comic can have much value w/out making you laugh. See also editorial comics, and/or electorial comics.
- bjornski, on 11/21/2008, -5/+2Yeah, except those don't try to be funny.
XKCD does, and fails badly. - dnasty27, on 11/21/2008, -1/+1I did read your comment if it makes you feel any better.
And XKCD is always trying to be funny, plus this is neither of the other types of comics you describe.
Edit: But I get your point, I could have worded that better.
- bjornski, on 11/21/2008, -5/+2Yeah, except those don't try to be funny.
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -4/+3You'll probably never read this, but... a comic can have much value w/out making you laugh. See also editorial comics, and/or electorial comics.
- megamod, on 11/21/2008, -31/+5crappy comments?
....
BURY BRIGADE TO THE RESCUE!!! - siobhankeogh, on 11/21/2008, -27/+8The worst part is knowing that the control group must've been good.
- Sublex, on 11/21/2008, -29/+366Is it possible for a stickwoman to look hot?
Because she does...- NuclearBlast, on 11/21/2008, -37/+3She "is"?
- thePTS, on 11/21/2008, -5/+17^-- this.
"She IS look hot." duh. - NathanialBurrer, on 11/21/2008, -5/+29She is look hot, indeed.
- natastna2, on 11/21/2008, -4/+38I cannot ***** stand people correcting other people incorrectly. He's saying she does look hot, not she is look hot.
- thePTS, on 11/21/2008, -5/+17^-- this.
- censormagnet, on 11/21/2008, -12/+5she looks like a whore to me ;)
- prgmctan, on 11/21/2008, -9/+5she IS looks like a whore?
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -4/+5... which just means you really want to ***** her, though a youtube vid of her salsa dancing would totally allow you to reach the conclusion of your masterbatory frenzy. : P
- coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -2/+6More like a slut. You see, a slut will sleep with anyone, a whore will sleep with anyone for money/favors, and a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
By that definition, all women you know would be bitches, that is if you know any real women. I don't, but I am a Digger and an otaku after all.
- netneutrality, on 11/21/2008, -4/+35Everyone subconsciously fills in the missing details according to their own experiences and world view. So yes.
- sexybobo, on 11/21/2008, -3/+8may be they are just sexually attracted to black pixels?
- cJw314, on 11/21/2008, -1/+43Why they gotta be BLACK pixels!?!
- bicyclethief, on 11/21/2008, -1/+9jungle stick fever
oh no you dihn't
- clupean, on 11/21/2008, -4/+153It's the hair...
- coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -2/+74and her petit, almost stick-like figure.
- bicyclethief, on 11/21/2008, -2/+8it's her body
all her limbs are so proportionally right on
- zbennett, on 11/21/2008, -1/+31..or is it just the lesbian experimentation that makes her hot?
- skoons, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Exactly my question :)
- bluepass, on 11/21/2008, -4/+15I believe it is called "anorexia"... a lot of young girls nowadays think it's cool.
- Cuvou, on 11/22/2008, -0/+0And these are the kind of models they wanna look like. No wonder anorexia is such a problem.
- Fozefy, on 11/21/2008, -5/+3Well if you're someone into anorexic women, then I suppose so. I mean, come on, she really IS a stick :P
- nepidae, on 11/22/2008, -0/+2Stick jobs are very unpleasant though.
- J0415, on 11/22/2008, -3/+2I'd hit her.
- redrum781, on 11/22/2008, -0/+2You're doing it wrong.
- pitdog, on 11/22/2008, -2/+2for the hottest drawn woman is Calvin's mom.
- DigDugBikePump, on 11/22/2008, -0/+2I'd tap that
- NuclearBlast, on 11/21/2008, -37/+3She "is"?
- gilfoy, on 11/21/2008, -25/+9I like how short her skirt is.
- omercyme33, on 11/21/2008, -21/+2That was worth a chuckle or two. :)
- mewmewkittys, on 11/21/2008, -26/+13bury me
- Trimalchio420, on 11/21/2008, -25/+8xkcd never fails to amuse
- atgmac, on 11/21/2008, -13/+11It fails to amuse all the time.
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -5/+4That's not fair. But perhaps you don't grasp the humor.
Meh, whatever. There's a lot of funny there, but not all the time. If you NEVER get a giggle, snrk, or laugh outta XKCD, there's something wrong w/ you.
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -5/+4That's not fair. But perhaps you don't grasp the humor.
- bjornski, on 11/21/2008, -6/+5No, XKCD always fails to amuse.
- Leviathan433, on 11/21/2008, -4/+4Better than your webcomic.
- bjornski, on 11/21/2008, -4/+2It is better to have a blank page and have people think you're an idiot, than scribble ***** like XKCD down and prove it.
- Leviathan433, on 11/21/2008, -1/+2No - that just makes you a coward.
- atgmac, on 11/21/2008, -13/+11It fails to amuse all the time.
- msk275, on 11/21/2008, -29/+7Throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
- monsieurpwn, on 11/21/2008, -28/+10xkcd: not funny, as always.
- SenorBabyMan, on 11/21/2008, -24/+5I don't get it. Buried!!!
- NeoNcP, on 11/21/2008, -3/+10wow, take an elementary science class
- wolfkeeper, on 11/21/2008, -1/+1You see she recognises them from after the double blind test got unblinded.
- Asrrin29, on 11/22/2008, -0/+2And you never will.
- sigafoo, on 11/21/2008, -22/+3I think the tool tip makes the comic
- Gemizo, on 11/21/2008, -26/+1In before it hits the front page.
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3FAIL!
Mostly because I view Digg differently, but still. "Before front page"? Is your penis that small?
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3FAIL!
- wildrice128, on 11/21/2008, -20/+5Well, at least she got some nice confidence intervals.
- Chassit, on 11/21/2008, -35/+7XKCD is garbage. Not funny, not artistic, just lame. Buried like every other one of their worthless drawings.
- urbandistrict, on 11/21/2008, -7/+13*gives hug
There there little Hitler, it's just art school.... something else will come up.- Chassit, on 11/21/2008, -11/+2You dare to call me Hitler because I expect talent in a cartoon I read? Come say that to my face you worthless little *****!
- HellifIno, on 11/21/2008, -1/+4Chassit the troll is a troll. Oh, wait... the redundancy police are after me now!! AHHH!!
- coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6Hitler or not, you still seem like you need a good hug and automotive engineering might be a good career path, just don't go into politics.
- urbandistrict, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1coyote is right, politics and military.... steer clear.
I would suggest style consultant for the E! channel. I mean just look at what you did for the "toothbrush" mustache. (yes I looked that up)
Considering your response.... you need hugs not drugs. - coyote1284, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1"I mean just look at what (he) did for the "toothbrush" mustache."
I'm taking it back!
- urbandistrict, on 11/21/2008, -7/+13*gives hug
- xsquirrel378x, on 11/21/2008, -21/+7***** xkcd with an elephant trunk up its ass
- TalkGibberish, on 11/21/2008, -26/+2I'M A ZOMBIE, YOU CANT BURY ME!!!!
however, i do like turtles - Ub3rL33ch, on 11/21/2008, -21/+2
- chompysweat, on 11/21/2008, -4/+5Don't think about it. Just act like you find it funny, press digg, drink your coffee and go to work.
Life goes on.
See you in the 3rd dimension.
- chompysweat, on 11/21/2008, -4/+5Don't think about it. Just act like you find it funny, press digg, drink your coffee and go to work.
- NaziHatinChimp, on 11/21/2008, -17/+4Reminds me of Mallrats.
"Who's your favorite New Kid?"- urbandistrict, on 11/21/2008, -2/+3The one that talks to donkeys and says hello to peoples' mothers.
- coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2"Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl."
Askewniverse Trivia: Trisha Jones was one of the three Jones sisters in the NJ trilogy, to include Heather from Clerks and Alyssa from Chasing Amy, all three banged Rick Derris. Joey Lauren Adams never slept with Kevin Smith.
/verdict is still out on Ben Affleck
- CMuffa, on 11/21/2008, -16/+3Why does this ***** contiue to make the front page. It proves your humor lacks something meaningful.
- Tiak, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Or that you lack something meaningful necessary to see the humor?
- Apocolypse007, on 11/21/2008, -19/+1Why would a guy have issues with an ex lesbian girlfriend? Just more company in the bedroom!!
- NathanielJ, on 11/21/2008, -0/+8Someone didn't get the comic.
- ensta2, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1AIDS
- EvoPsy, on 11/21/2008, -16/+4I want to participate. You know, to increase the external validity of the study.
All in the name of heterogeneity of course. - bassman626, on 11/21/2008, -17/+5Funny, but not worth a digg. Not every damn story deserves FP status.
- RichardCory, on 11/21/2008, -15/+4Buried for xkcd.
- occasus, on 11/21/2008, -23/+198"Daddy, I had a bad dream." You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?" "No, Daddy." The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?" "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up." For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
- aramova, on 11/21/2008, -2/+79I'm now quite distrubed...
- echelonist, on 11/21/2008, -2/+8at least you're not distubed
- vtnerd, on 11/21/2008, -1/+181Are you quoting something or just good at making creepy ***** up?
- bruuks, on 11/21/2008, -15/+7http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Daddy%2C+I+had+a ...
it's called 'the google'. use it. - sexybobo, on 11/21/2008, -7/+51@bruuks Next time use
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=%22Daddy%2C+I+ ... - vtnerd, on 11/21/2008, -2/+5Well it wasn't in that set of Google results, but this is a good description of what it is
http://www.metafilter.com/67618/Creepypasta-Scary- ...
- bruuks, on 11/21/2008, -15/+7http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Daddy%2C+I+had+a ...
- cthulhukb, on 11/21/2008, -4/+47I'm now quite disrobed...
- callinthelaw69, on 11/21/2008, -1/+24I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks.
What's that from? - chadlewis76, on 11/21/2008, -1/+17Google found this for me: http://www.profil3.com/blog/29113/0/Scary_Stories. ...
2nd Story.- almj, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7DUDE! Those are ***** creepy!
- EvilFerret, on 11/22/2008, -2/+7Meh, there's one or two good ones.....Some are just rehashed urban legends and the vast majority are just plain old lame.
"WTH story 2 said: "Dinnertime
One time at night a guy was eating a huge plate of ham. Then when he went to say goodnight to his kids, there was a ham in the bed. He had accidentally eaten his kids, and put the ham to bed.""
Seriously?
Edit--- Next one contains:
WTH story 3 said: "The Mystery Suicide
A detective was investigating the scene of a man's death. He was in a room with no windows and a door locked from the inside. He appeared to have hanged himself, but there was no stool or ladder in sight. The only clue was a cold puddle of water underneath the man.
Suddenly, the wizard who had killed the man leapt from the closet and killed the detective, too. With a fireball."
----------------
*sigh*
I'm not even going to bother looking over the rest. Damn always love a good creepy story...... - OneHandBandito, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1Busted.
- johanrocks, on 11/22/2008, -0/+4A lot of those are quite good. You just went through and picked out the 2 ridiculous ones (which aren't even the first two).
- Llanowar, on 11/22/2008, -0/+3There are some really good ones in there.
I love this one.
A young woman walked into her house at midnight, coming home from work. She was tired so she sat down on her couch and started watching TV when a news report flashed on the screen about a woman in a white dress who had just broke into a house and killed an entire family while they were having dinner. She was seen to be somewhere in the area. The woman started to feel scared so she decided to lock all the doors. However, as she passed the stairs, she thought she saw a white flash from upstairs...She thought of the white woman and immeditatly ran to the phone and called the police.
"H-Hello. I thought I saw something upstairs. Like a white flash. I thin-I think somewhere in there."
"Okay okay, calm down. is there anyone else in the house? Like a relative or a pet or..."
"No, its just me. Im all alone."
"Okay, look. Dont be scared. It was probably just a shadow or something."
"Yes, yes, Im probably just overreacting. Thanks."
The lady hung up and sat down on her couch again. 5 seconds later the phone rang again. It was the police.
"GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE NOW! We heard two phones hang up""
- sexybobo, on 11/21/2008, -4/+40Fap?
- fxu1989, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7I got chills in my back.... ***** that *****.
I'm not looking back to my bed... NU-UH - coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -3/+25That's crazy, creepy, cool and all, but ***** does it have to do with the comic or XKCD in general?
- hurrayforschool, on 11/22/2008, -6/+3He just realized that XKCD is complete ***** and knew we probably wanted some entertainment.
- Grikkith, on 11/21/2008, -1/+43Creepypasta? On MY digg?
- darlingt, on 11/21/2008, -1/+21It's more likely than you think.
- eyefork2, on 11/21/2008, -0/+14Was I the only one who thought the whole "thing wearing mommy's skin sat up" was some kind of sexual innuendo?
- MtheoryX, on 11/21/2008, -2/+8Apparently, yes.
- givemeusername, on 11/22/2008, -0/+3You're not the only one, I thought the same thing...
- blueswannabe, on 11/22/2008, -0/+4No
- MrSparkle666, on 11/21/2008, -1/+11With all these thoughts of lesbian experimentation swirling around in my head, I read it as "My ***** glows," rather than "clock." ...changed the whole nature of the story, and kinda made it even more creepy in a incestuous pedophilia sorta way.
- blueswannabe, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1Thank Odin it wasn't just me, how many others read it '*****'?
- johanrocks, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1Me too. It was really weird at first.
- geodescent, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1HIVEMIND
- Strman, on 11/22/2008, -0/+5One time at night a guy was eating a huge plate of ham. Then when he went to say goodnight to his kids, there was a ham in the bed. He had accidentally eaten his kids, and put the ham to bed.
- hurrayforschool, on 11/22/2008, -1/+4"One time at night a guy was eating a huge plate of ham" kinda ruins that story, since we've established that he is in fact eating a ham.
Replace "ham" with "meat" and you're set. - ignacious, on 11/22/2008, -1/+4One night a guy was eating a ham. Then he went to say goodnight to his kids. Then he ate the rest of the ham. And he realized he ate his kids, and that he was a pig.
- Magnus150, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1***** man, happens to me all the time. They look and taste so similar!
- coyote1284, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1I was the turkey the whole time!
- hurrayforschool, on 11/22/2008, -1/+4"One time at night a guy was eating a huge plate of ham" kinda ruins that story, since we've established that he is in fact eating a ham.
- Akairenn, on 11/22/2008, -1/+8One time at night a guy was eating a huge plate of ham. Then when he went to say goodnight to his kids, there was ham in the bed.
Goddamned kids stole his ham and replaced it with tofu. - sexypeon, on 11/22/2008, -3/+1Your clock glows red in the darkness
I feel back because I totally read that as *****. - frozensnake, on 11/22/2008, -2/+2OMG WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!
- Magnus150, on 11/22/2008, -1/+4THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
- aramova, on 11/21/2008, -2/+79I'm now quite distrubed...
- vardhaman2249, on 11/21/2008, -24/+10http://www.*****.com/
- Rmo4, on 11/21/2008, -13/+6I dunno, I thought this was pretty funny.
- lmbb20, on 11/21/2008, -14/+4meh
- ZhayTee, on 11/21/2008, -17/+4Oh man, please stop posting xkcd comics. It's not healthy for anyone. :(
- lmbb20, on 11/21/2008, -14/+1OMG LMAO OOOOOOOO!
- BananaGrabber, on 11/21/2008, -15/+4First time in a while that I thought it was actually good.
- ScrewedThePooch, on 11/21/2008, -18/+7BURIED FOR XKCD! bury me. ***** off
- bruuks, on 11/21/2008, -15/+32if the control group was that big...
- coyote1284, on 11/21/2008, -9/+11That's what she said
- lukemit, on 11/21/2008, -11/+1Hey now, XKCD has it's moments. I've seen worse.
- orlyfactor, on 11/21/2008, -15/+4Lesbian experimentation...with dudes?
- 0260, on 11/21/2008, -2/+11the dudes are the control group
- temujin2012, on 11/21/2008, -2/+20-WHOOSH-
- orlyfactor, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2Well *****, I've been out of school too long, forgot what the hell a control group was. Oh well, score one for my dead brain cells.
- eyfhoerh, on 11/21/2008, -13/+2"Past lesbian experimentation"? Try "bisexuality".
- wacked, on 11/21/2008, -11/+1Control group C must have been the football team.
- BoonTobias, on 11/21/2008, -12/+1if you like men, you'll definitely bury me
- BadseedJR, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6You assume my only other option is to digg you up. You are mistaken, as I will do neither.
- Lloydinator, on 11/21/2008, -13/+4I liked the part with the poorly drawn stick figure cartoon characters and the Comic Sans font-style caption.
- Scira, on 11/21/2008, -15/+1THE CONTROL GROUP IS OVER.....10
- Soriven, on 11/21/2008, -11/+4finger-cuffs
- DigitalHippie73, on 11/21/2008, -26/+15Do you guys even read these before you digg them?
- sexybobo, on 11/21/2008, -6/+17Yes
- sexybobo, on 11/21/2008, -6/+17Yes
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