- ltkerr0r, on 12/05/2008, -16/+774Project Mayhem...
- binky79, on 12/05/2008, -13/+230His name is Robert Paulson...
His name is Robert Paulson...
His name is Robert Paulson...- cddict1, on 12/05/2008, -19/+3SIR ROBERT PAULSON
- TheNinjaJesus, on 12/05/2008, -0/+54I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
- theodotoug, on 12/05/2008, -10/+1Robert...?
- sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -1/+28His name is Willy Wonka.
His name is Willy Wonka.
His name is Willy Wonka. - Blajano, on 12/05/2008, -9/+3It's Paulsen *****
- Frnnkdlxx, on 12/05/2008, -10/+4How.... the HELL, did this turn into a Fight Club Forum over a curiously hilarious airplane evacuation safety procedure pic?
- tokyomonster, on 12/05/2008, -1/+8You broke the first rule. FAIL
- BoBbOrAzE, on 12/06/2008, -0/+5http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5139/robertpaul ...
- soulpiercer7, on 12/05/2008, -8/+147I haven't been ***** like that since grade school...
- gothgeek, on 12/05/2008, -5/+51alternate take: I want to have your abortion.
- ryan850, on 12/05/2008, -2/+12Also the line in the book.
- sandersdamnit, on 12/05/2008, -16/+5Original line in movie: I haven't been ***** like that since kindergarten...
- SkylarEC, on 12/06/2008, -3/+2They made a book out of that movie?
- DirtySanch, on 12/05/2008, -5/+98How's that working out for you?
What?
Being clever.- mattcoady, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7It's good
- tdogg241, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6Keep it up.
- logpony, on 12/05/2008, -63/+20OMG you guyz saw that movie 2? and you know quotes from it?
wait wait wait: I am Jack's wasted life.
WE'RE SO WITTY- gothgeek, on 12/05/2008, -7/+54I am Jack's sorry pathetic try at a comeback.
- logpony, on 12/05/2008, -35/+8Comeback? To what? I'm not entirely sure that by quoting movie lines the above diggers were attempting to insult anyone. It was an observation of stupidity, really.
- binky79, on 12/05/2008, -3/+19Geez Captain Cranky. I don't think that anyone was trying to be witty by quoting a movie in a comment thread. It was just an acknowledgment of a common interest. I liked the book too btw.
- xXSheepyXx, on 12/05/2008, -13/+5lol digg up for logpony -Really you guys are soo funny, you can even pretend those quotes where your own if it makes you feel any superior
- TehJoobacca, on 12/07/2008, -0/+2Pathetic brainwashed digger: "hey, that has negative diggs. buried."
- leif77, on 12/05/2008, -16/+39Weve all been raised on television to believe that wed all be millionaires and movie god's and rock stars. But we wont. And were slowly learning that fact, and were very, very pissed off.
- 11oops, on 12/05/2008, -4/+45We've all been raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact, and we're very, very pissed off.
I would have assumed your ' key was broken, except for the fact you randomly stuck one in gods, so I just have to assume you're a ***** idiot. - explicit56, on 12/05/2008, -1/+1the part before that line was simply poetic also.
- 11oops, on 12/05/2008, -4/+45We've all been raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact, and we're very, very pissed off.
- a1532b, on 12/05/2008, -10/+2I think he looks like the warden from Superjail. I mean, all purple, Tophat....C'mon guys, it's him. I don't know what he's doing on the plane, but I'm sure it's something wacky and ultraviolent.
- gothgeek, on 12/05/2008, -12/+32The first rule of Project Mayhem is...
- xXSheepyXx, on 12/05/2008, -0/+41..never quote about it
- veriix, on 12/05/2008, -2/+4get it at the usual places...
- Vegiemaster, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2@veriix
#xbins for the win.
- bigmacur, on 12/05/2008, -8/+76[insert random quote from fight club]
- tacoface, on 12/05/2008, -2/+44[Corrected quote from Fight Club]
[Editorial comment questioning your intelligence and postulating your responsibility for the Hindenburg disaster] - jonshipman, on 12/05/2008, -1/+28[Relate the Hindenburg disaster to Nazism, fulfilling Godwin's Law]
- MrSticky, on 12/05/2008, -2/+22[insert ASCII of facepalm/pedobear/ackbar with a somewhat relevant line]
- CityzenInsane, on 12/05/2008, -3/+13[take a screen shot and submit it to digg, instantly hitting the front page]
- fatlip, on 12/05/2008, -2/+14[complain about common comment themes on digg]
- elhaf, on 12/05/2008, -2/+10[get back to Fight Club theme, but in a totally random and inappropriate way]
- qwertycopter, on 12/05/2008, -2/+10[[enter recursion spiral of death]]
- Cruelapollo, on 12/05/2008, -2/+12[Insert C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!]
- tokyomonster, on 12/05/2008, -4/+7[[block combo breaker, bitch about comment threads becoming front page stories]]
- fajitamelt, on 12/05/2008, -2/+9[Commenting just because this really WILL be on the front page tomorrow, and I want to be part of it]
[We have no lives] - darthdusty, on 12/05/2008, -2/+9This had better not be made into another why I love Digg story.
- Modestexcuse, on 12/05/2008, -2/+3[Typical comment ending this thread, with a lame, do not post below this (-----------)]
- greasyde, on 12/07/2008, -0/+2[Insert comment about posting below aforementioned line]
- TehJoobacca, on 12/09/2008, -0/+0[i hate rainbows]
- tacoface, on 12/05/2008, -2/+44[Corrected quote from Fight Club]
- bwolf180, on 12/05/2008, -1/+172Iv'e got a Golden Ticket! oh ***** were doing fight club.
- sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -2/+25*we're
I am Jack's apostrophe. - mikbunn, on 12/05/2008, -2/+21I've*
I am Jack's correct placement of apostrophes. - Llanowar, on 12/06/2008, -2/+3*Oh
*Fight Club
I am Jack's use of capital letters.
- sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -2/+25*we're
- occasus, on 12/05/2008, -19/+6First of all - this is mischief, not mayhem. Second, please tell me why a simple quote from a (brilliant) movie loved by the majority of the male population of the industrialized world deserves a digg.
- bigmacur, on 12/05/2008, -2/+5dugg...
- Diggcil, on 12/05/2008, -2/+13First off - it's Mayhem, not mischief
Secondly:
http://phelch66.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/flight ...
- blackula01, on 12/05/2008, -11/+4Hey lolz i saw that on fight club too
- Pullstem, on 12/05/2008, -9/+3OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 12/05/2008, -4/+18lol Willy Wonka is a member of Fight Club.
- LeberMac, on 12/06/2008, -0/+4I would totally kick Wonka's ass.
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 12/06/2008, -0/+2I hear he's carved out of wood.
- algaeturd, on 12/05/2008, -19/+5Lolz! I always know I'll hate someone when I learn they like Fight Club. What a horrible, worthless film that was. It's laughable that mindless dolts were inspired and walk around reciting the lines like lemmings with mantras. Seriously. It sucked. Hard.
Chuck is a good writer but that book was SLAUGHTERED on screen. Horribly.
Digg me down but first acknowledge that you're exactly the kind of clone they were making fun of in the film by being mesmerized by that simpleton *****.- Jack8274, on 12/05/2008, -1/+6Yep, we're clones. Now get the ***** out.
- Charlotte_Web, on 12/05/2008, -3/+3Yeah, cuz the first rule of Fight Club is... You don't talk about Fight Club.
- gbarger, on 12/05/2008, -1/+6Actually, the book was a stream of consciousness mess. This is one of the few cases where the movie was better than the book. Choke on the other hand...book was better.
- maxkhoward, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3LISTEN TO MY OPINION!!!!!!
- jprez, on 12/05/2008, -13/+3I am jack bower's smirking revenge
- tokyomonster, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Not only did you manage to ***** up the original quote, you ***** up your ***** up by mispelling his name. Christ.
- codeblue315, on 12/05/2008, -1/+14Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy ***** we don't need.
- riverkarl, on 12/05/2008, -0/+1***** we don't need like...
http://kevinrose.com/blogg/2008/12/5/my-top-10-gif ... - DirtySanch, on 12/07/2008, -0/+2Used that quote in an English paper last semester. I got an A on it. Best feeling ever.
- riverkarl, on 12/05/2008, -0/+1***** we don't need like...
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Look at the left page. Is the guy on the right slide ramp falling to the ground or falling to his death thousands of feet in the air?
Wait let me guess, Wonka magically landed the plane safely. - fightingforair, on 12/05/2008, -7/+4That is maybe the most epic comment I have ever seen posted on digg.
Please, ravage me. - jdpafundi, on 12/05/2008, -0/+26Now a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
- fajitamelt, on 12/05/2008, -3/+2I'll take the gooch.
- tEhKewleSt, on 12/05/2008, -0/+18Look at them all, calm as hindu cows.
- FredFredrickson, on 12/05/2008, -2/+2Uh... did you forget the first rule of project mayhem?
- j0etb, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket are the same person.
- sofunnyithurts, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3your breaking the first rule of project mayhem you fool!!!!!!!11
- NathanCH, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
- Spo8, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3Like Hindu cows.
- borbafett, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3You met me at a really strange time in my life.
- brokekid, on 12/29/2008, -0/+1http://www.flickr.com/photos/broke_kid/2659609980/
- binky79, on 12/05/2008, -13/+230His name is Robert Paulson...
- JerodSlay, on 12/05/2008, -5/+172That's the door that makes you smaller as you walk through it. Free chocolate on the other side.
- xXSheepyXx, on 12/05/2008, -2/+29Cakes on a plane!
- sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -1/+11The Cake is a lie.
- zulhadm, on 12/05/2008, -3/+2Nice WoW reference!!!!
- tokyomonster, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3There was no WoW reference...
Someone needs a break from Northrend. - JoeF8577, on 12/06/2008, -0/+2enough is enough,
I'm tired of these ***** CAKES on this ***** PLANE!
- xXSheepyXx, on 12/05/2008, -2/+29Cakes on a plane!
- koldmilk, on 12/05/2008, -35/+288Encase of emergency you can use your oopaloopa as a flotation device...
- thedinomeister, on 12/05/2008, -3/+49wow, just wow.
- MadCatter, on 12/05/2008, -2/+222encase? oopaloopa?
- Cglass, on 12/05/2008, -21/+5yea, what don't you get?
- WarnerK, on 12/05/2008, -0/+39Usually I digg down people who correct spelling errors, but those are just too ridiculous to be left unacknowledged.
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -0/+56Encase oopaloopa in chocolate.
- pointfivezero, on 12/06/2008, -0/+2Project: Delicious.
- koldmilk, on 12/05/2008, -2/+71Crap Spelling...In Case... Don't ask me how I got oopaloopa.
- bigmacur, on 12/05/2008, -5/+18there like the oompas cousins....
- unusualbob, on 12/05/2008, -0/+82I'll tell you how, you left out the M's
- KRY4no1, on 12/05/2008, -3/+2M's and M's are for Mars. Not Wonka.
- ricemonster, on 12/05/2008, -5/+39I always thought it was "Oompa-loompa."
- geoboy, on 12/05/2008, -0/+23doom-pa-da-dee. If you are wise you'll listen to ricemonster.
- j1ggy, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5It is.
- goozegoozegooze, on 12/05/2008, -15/+1
- Nereus90, on 12/06/2008, -0/+2I believe that "in addition to" would be more appropriate than "despite" unless you find hideous spelling to be one of the characteristics of good humor.
- karmaghost, on 12/05/2008, -6/+15"Encase?" Haha! That reminds me of someone who thought it was called "Texas Holkum."
- skeetmuffin, on 12/05/2008, -14/+9hahaha
okay dude close youre account
but i will digg you for mamking me laugh
don't thank me, thank ganja- wadester2489, on 12/05/2008, -1/+16All hail the great Mamking.
p.s. fix your homomymous "you're" fail. - mattvander, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7Mamking encased oopaloopas?
- Frixionburne, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4god that so needs to be a new meme.
- wadester2489, on 12/05/2008, -1/+16All hail the great Mamking.
- zionistslayer, on 12/05/2008, -1/+13encase my chalupa?
- bbart3d, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5Yes, encase it with a flower torteeya.
- Meocross, on 12/05/2008, -1/+7almost died.. of laughter can barely time. type...
- ultrafez, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3How are the keys to spell "time" and "type" near each other?
- Meocross, on 12/07/2008, -0/+2saw the typo, was too tired of laughter to clear it..
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -1/+12Step number 5: Do not take bags with you (lady in yellow), but for rich people in purple, hats are perfectly ok.
- DephexTwin, on 12/05/2008, -0/+29"How bad is it?"
"We are absolutely encased in emergency!!" - Latentk, on 12/05/2008, -8/+9***** you, my best friend died while using a oompaloompa as a flotation device
- joshua5, on 12/05/2008, -0/+11That's ridiculous. You don't have any friends.
- fajitamelt, on 12/05/2008, -2/+4Whhoooooshhhhh for everybody who dugg Latentk down. It's an inside joke here on Digg, in case we all forgot.
- ultrafez, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5They may have been burying him for not doing the meme right:
"***** you, TWO of my friends died ..."
Am I being a meme nazi? - Latentk, on 12/06/2008, -0/+5***** you, TWO of my friends died while being a meme nazi.
- yeahhyeahyeah, on 12/06/2008, -0/+1oopyloopy
- thedinomeister, on 12/05/2008, -7/+65Yes.
- timoumd, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7I dont know... A purple tux and top hat are quite the rage these days.
- WiIlyWonka, on 12/05/2008, -2/+11Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
- binky79, on 12/05/2008, -1/+827Whoever he is. He would be the primary suspect in whatever caused the evacuation.
- j1ggy, on 12/05/2008, -0/+41His hat makes me suspicious.
- hardcrocodile, on 12/05/2008, -5/+17Obviously, it's the Warden...
http://www.willkrause.com/content/animation/superj ...- bodisatvah, on 12/05/2008, -0/+11I thought it was funny :(
- fangor, on 12/05/2008, -0/+33Chocolate is a HELLUVA drug....
- geoboy, on 12/05/2008, -0/+12I knew I shouldn't have snorted all that cocoa.
- BradHAWK, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5No, I think it would be one of those pesky contest winners.
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5His beard makes him suspicious.
- ChaosProfessor, on 12/05/2008, -3/+5I lol'd
- Cerialthriller, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5i suspect it is Sheogorath, Prince of Madness
- xGeneric, on 12/05/2008, -0/+16Indeed. He's not trying to escape, he just wants his hostages back.
- TonyCubed, on 12/05/2008, -2/+5That just made my day, thank you so much! haha!
- RizzoFrank, on 12/05/2008, -23/+5I so want to post a pic of me in my Wonka Halloween costume from two years ago. But, I know that only bad would come from doing so.
- benologist, on 12/05/2008, -0/+25Don't worry, our opinion of you can't really get any lower.
- lebsoljah, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5Don't worry, its color gave it away
- andy9590, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5...and the fact that you are a digger.
- okyourturn, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5Only bad will come from mentioning it as well.
- algaeturd, on 12/05/2008, -19/+6"Is it raining..Is it snowing...Is...Is this plane going down in flames?"
- lebsoljah, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6"no, but you are"
- mattysan, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Oh well, I laughed.
- batmanz, on 12/05/2008, -8/+54Hey, Wonka needs to know how to get off a plane too.
- unusualbob, on 12/05/2008, -3/+18I don't understand why he's going out that way when they have a Wankavator in the back.
- Goblin, on 12/05/2008, -0/+31WANKavator? Seriously?
- unitedkronos, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8My eyes hurt just reading that.
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -0/+12Plane full of diggers, it's occupied.
- TheReport, on 12/05/2008, -3/+5White people in the front, diggers in the back
- goozegoozegooze, on 12/05/2008, -8/+1
- iWatcher, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5Buried for the Borat-style "not"
- j1ggy, on 12/05/2008, -1/+6Willy Wonka doesn't use planes. He has a Wonkavator.
- yunus, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6Wonka's not gonna make it cause the woman in front of him took her carry on luggage.
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2say "get off a plane" again.
- unusualbob, on 12/05/2008, -3/+18I don't understand why he's going out that way when they have a Wankavator in the back.
- abajaj2280, on 12/05/2008, -6/+26I guess the Wonkavator (airborne, multidirectional glass elevator) didn't cut it for him.
- unusualbob, on 12/05/2008, -21/+87Not to give it away but its actually...
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/tdk-int- ...- gcacho, on 12/05/2008, -8/+4So you're saying that's the joker and he's trying to kill the people on the plane.
- DrOctagonapus, on 12/05/2008, -16/+8Why so serious?
- LeeCarvallo, on 12/05/2008, -10/+9Since when does the Joker wear a top hat?
- 10scott10, on 12/05/2008, -3/+19since this
http://www.reelmovienews.com/wp-content/uploads/20 ... - centerblack, on 12/05/2008, -0/+10Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- black27696, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6@center
Yes, and he wouldn't let me lead.
- 10scott10, on 12/05/2008, -3/+19since this
- P1um, on 12/05/2008, -5/+6Heath Ledger dressed as Wonka?
- hardcrocodile, on 12/05/2008, -3/+10No! It's obviously the Warden from Superjail!
http://www.willkrause.com/content/animation/superj ...- mooshcala, on 12/05/2008, -1/+4Will Krause is a friend of mine! He and I went to Splish Splash together this summer.
- Pubert1, on 12/05/2008, -1/+1Is it bad that this guy scares the ***** out of me a little bit?
- hardcrocodile, on 12/05/2008, -1/+2@mooshcala
that's pretty awesome. i'm a big fan. - Modestexcuse, on 12/05/2008, -1/+2Isn't the Warden based on Willy Wonka?
- adrenalmedulla9, on 12/05/2008, -1/+5Good attempt, but I know ***** Willy Wonka when I see him.
- Millsee, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4I'd never ***** Willy Wonka, unless he offered me a lifetime's supply of lollipops..
- alan784, on 12/06/2008, -1/+2the joker doesn't wear a hat
- unusualbob, on 12/06/2008, -0/+2http://digg.com/comedy/WTF_Is_that_Willy_Wonka?t=2 ...
- josepablos, on 12/05/2008, -11/+6and i think Mr wonka is running out with your mother!!!!!!!!!!!!
- thepowerweb, on 12/05/2008, -14/+2I am SEO :)
- rationalist, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Search Engine-Optimized?
- ophello, on 12/05/2008, -6/+120The Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries.
- Sornos, on 12/05/2008, -0/+25I'm freaking out man...
- bigmacur, on 12/05/2008, -0/+27you are freaking out...............maaaaaaannnn.....
- TehJoobacca, on 12/05/2008, -0/+21You boys like MEK SEE CO!!!!!!!!
- imronburgundy83, on 12/05/2008, -0/+16Meow what is so damn funny?
- Snokage, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6Who wants a mustache ride?
- martinherrera, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6um, do we have liter cola?
- marijuanaman, on 12/05/2008, -8/+2living 3d, its like a slice in a brain scan. slices are 2d making up a 3d picture of a brain. one slice from another looks similar and if you could only process it in 2d u would think its part of a sequence but you wouldn't understand each pieces are really one thing. we look at time as being a sequence of advents . the same way a 2der would look at pieces of a 3d image. moment to moment is a slice but its combined to make time. the change in 2d to 3d is the same as 3d to 4d. its natures compression. a zip file of life. this is why i look at time not as passing but as one object and i can pass freely though it (4d) to any point in time(3d). without leaving the 3rd dimension
- Nosferotu, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4CANDY BARS
- sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -1/+6"Littering and, littering and, littering and *zoom in on ear- sound of kids laughing quietly* Littering and smoking the refer."
- sofunnyithurts, on 12/05/2008, -1/+10Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy ***** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]- blix797, on 12/05/2008, -5/+3Oh come on, it was a Willy Wonka quote first, at least quote from THAT movie.
Not saying Super Troopers is bad, just saying give credit where credit's due.
- blix797, on 12/05/2008, -5/+3Oh come on, it was a Willy Wonka quote first, at least quote from THAT movie.
- Sornos, on 12/05/2008, -0/+25I'm freaking out man...
- dharasick, on 12/05/2008, -10/+4Is that a photoshop?
- ChickenPatty, on 12/05/2008, -5/+15he's quite the dandy!
- dannythepanda, on 12/05/2008, -6/+1That's one purple *****.
Of course that's him! - roseman5285, on 12/05/2008, -7/+302Get these ***** pimps off my ***** plane!
- goozegoozegooze, on 12/05/2008, -32/+1
- skeetmuffin, on 12/05/2008, -1/+21you as well
please gtfo - Bic823, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6who put vinegar in your cereal this morning?
- sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Who ***** in your Fruit Loops?
- sofunnyithurts, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4me
- skeetmuffin, on 12/05/2008, -1/+21you as well
- IglooBurner, on 12/05/2008, -1/+8haha that was actually very funny.
- FrEaK40, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Waste the *****! waste'm!
- goozegoozegooze, on 12/05/2008, -32/+1
- thefbimonkey, on 12/05/2008, -11/+3Willy Wonka's hat is orange...not purple...
- popltree2, on 12/05/2008, -1/+33What airline is that?
- MrTito, on 12/05/2008, -3/+56Oceanic
- xurvis, on 12/05/2008, -4/+8Damn it...still two more months till lost...
- imronburgundy83, on 12/05/2008, -2/+8on month dude.... dvd's of 4th season out next week...saweeeet
- vashth3stampede, on 12/05/2008, -0/+12when i read your comment you were at +23 diggs.
creepy. - Remmiz, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7Need comments on MrTito to be 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.
- facespaz, on 12/09/2008, -0/+1...or hieroglyphic #
- iJessicaRabbit, on 12/05/2008, -1/+7I wish I remember. I saw that fold out once when flying and still kick myself to this day; I should have stolen it. Every time I'm on a plane I check for that damn thing. There were some other classics besides top hat guy.
- o0Enygma0o, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6I saw that on a Sun Country flight I took.
- whooptywhoop, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Its definitely sun country. the purple suit guy is a couple places in the manual. there is also a random ballerina
- MrTito, on 12/05/2008, -3/+56Oceanic
- leif77, on 12/05/2008, -13/+8THOUGH... that is all.
- mynamegoeshere, on 12/05/2008, -10/+5Willy is a terrorist.
- yacks, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7apparently not a very good one considering everyone is able to evacuate from plane.
- karmaghost, on 12/05/2008, -2/+6If he was actually a terrorist, he'd be dead and the entire plane would be embedded in a NYC skyscraper.
- j1ggy, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3I am so sick of hearing that word. Call him a vigilante or something else.
- zulhadm, on 12/05/2008, -1/+2@karmaghost bad taste
- bwolf180, on 12/05/2008, -9/+3he forgot his wonkavader
- gianthorse, on 12/05/2008, -1/+5chocolate form of darth vader?
- bwolf180, on 12/05/2008, -0/+10*****.....bury me in shame
- miggyb, on 12/05/2008, -1/+6Wonkadaver? That's what the emergency rescue people will have to use in order to identify the body.
- mynamegoeshere, on 12/05/2008, -10/+2suicide umpa umpa lumpa bombers
- ScottyAnimal, on 12/05/2008, -2/+23I didn't think Wonka flew commercial.
- linagee, on 12/05/2008, -1/+6It's not commercial. That's his own private jet. He just came back from DC to slap the GM CEOs.
- PxCxG, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4Yeah, where's his great glass elevator?
- sigmaman2, on 12/05/2008, -7/+17No, that's the warden from SuperJail.
- Imp77, on 12/05/2008, -5/+1HAHA thats exactly what I was going to say. ITS THE WARDEN FROM SUPERJAIL!
You beat me to it. - hardcrocodile, on 12/05/2008, -2/+3CORRECT!
http://www.willkrause.com/content/animation/superj ...
- Imp77, on 12/05/2008, -5/+1HAHA thats exactly what I was going to say. ITS THE WARDEN FROM SUPERJAIL!
- smellytim, on 12/05/2008, -2/+48http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=42 - they do it funnier.
this is the best though http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=9- Jumpeplowski, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8Woah.
- tj111, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9Dude some of those made me lose it at work.
- kenedamick, on 12/05/2008, -1/+7That might be the greatest site I have ever laid eyes on.
- neozion, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2dirt
- FiestyPumpkin, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2Hilarious!
- MisterFurious, on 12/05/2008, -3/+12Just a practical joke from Tyler Durden...
- oboshoe, on 12/05/2008, -1/+76Good to see the CEO of a major corporation flying commercial.
I bet we won't see Wonka industrys asking congress for any bailouts.- newman8r, on 12/05/2008, -1/+9um no... actually, they made him fly commercial because he IS going to ask for a bailout. He's just waiting for congress to ask how he got to Washington DC; now Willy Wonka can smugly testify that he flew commercial.
- mattysan, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3One word: skyhooks
- refriedbeaner, on 12/05/2008, -2/+14Its the Penguin from the Adam West Batman!
- ursername180, on 12/05/2008, -5/+6I'm surprised he uses planes when he has his own glass elevator.
- theradical, on 12/05/2008, -0/+10This appeared on Jay Leno years ago. It's a real escape manual used by, I think, Air Canada.
- skeetmuffin, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8of course
- theradical, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3072/3002019125_4fb ...
- gerryk, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9Blame Canada
- slvrbullet87, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2You should know it is always Canadas fault
- DasHef, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2The one i stole was from Sun Country.
- MirrornaM, on 12/06/2008, -0/+1Yes, Air Canada used to feature it (1997 to 2001); I noticed it changed after 9/11. I had a copy I stole because Willy was just the tip of the iceberg (wish I knew where it was). I also remember a Magician and a Construction worker too.
I guess a bored artist and an airline who figured no one ever read that ***** put it in and no one every complained. Man it was a surprise the first time then an ongoing refreshment every other trip after.
- skeetmuffin, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8of course
- TehJoobacca, on 12/05/2008, -8/+2all these comments make me want to drown myself in a chocolate river.
- skeetmuffin, on 12/05/2008, -1/+7hurry up
- TehJoobacca, on 12/05/2008, -3/+3i was bout too, but your mom drank it.
- aclockwork3, on 12/05/2008, -13/+3this is old as *****, come on guys, im talkin like five+ years ago, jesus christ.
- FrozenGonad, on 12/05/2008, -1/+15Oh wooow.. This is sooo old.. I'm sooo ***** cool cause I've seen this before. It's ooold. Don't you just want to be like me? Cause I'm cool I've seen it before. Yeahhh. I'm coool.
- soulonfire928, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9Read that in the voice of Stewie Griffin.
- okyourturn, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Well apparently you're one of the only people who has seen it.
- xXSheepyXx, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2Most people on digg arent that old, most of the comments prove that, just give the new generation a chance
- FrozenGonad, on 12/05/2008, -1/+15Oh wooow.. This is sooo old.. I'm sooo ***** cool cause I've seen this before. It's ooold. Don't you just want to be like me? Cause I'm cool I've seen it before. Yeahhh. I'm coool.
- billmill, on 12/05/2008, -0/+97You lose! Good day sir!
Get out of my ***** plane. - TehJoobacca, on 12/05/2008, -19/+6***** fat bitch she is. ***** you ***** you ***** you ***** you ***** you ***** you ***** you ***** you your cool I'm out. Seriously DIGG community, you are worse than the XBOX live community. You might be a little less retarded, and a little more witty, but honestly, because you rip on people and make witty comments, doesn't mean your any better than anyone else in the world. SGOYHHASTFD.
Try doing a little good in the world, and maybe it will become a better place for you.- Ksg89, on 12/05/2008, -7/+6I dugg this guy, hes pretty awesome, and hes correct. Most of you on here are fags, all your comments suck and you ruin it all!
- fangor, on 12/05/2008, -2/+2Internets are serious business :|
With serious acronyms :| - fangor, on 12/05/2008, -2/+3Internets are SERIOUS business :|
With SERIOUS acronyms :|
\n :| - sorepheet, on 12/05/2008, -0/+2*you're
SGOYHHASTFD- noted, *gets off High Horse and Sits the ***** Down*
- BA88, on 12/05/2008, -1/+25lest we forget...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1892014- shenanigoats, on 12/05/2008, -0/+10I've watched this video so many times.
- Firespray1138, on 12/05/2008, -1/+18"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."
- Valisk61, on 12/05/2008, -3/+2Looks like a flight to Vegas has ditched!
- ShingoEX, on 12/05/2008, -7/+1It's not Wonka.
It's the warden from Superjail. - pjsk8, on 12/05/2008, -1/+15Safety Tip #5: Don't be the guy in FRONT of Willy Wonka.
- idavidtang, on 12/05/2008, -0/+5It's the Mad Hatter and he's up to no good..
- DaviDaviDaviD, on 12/05/2008, -1/+15"i'm just saying, did you eat anything in my factory?"
"No"
"Well it looks like.."
"hey shut up wonka!" - RobertMarley, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9I guess when your in a critical situation on a plane it's calming to be accompanied by a nostalgic childhood candyman.
- KanYaDigIT, on 12/05/2008, -1/+3The chick in front of him can't take her purse but he can take the hat??
- pjpark, on 12/05/2008, -0/+7No, no. You don't get it at all. You can take whatever you want as long as it fits under your hat.
- scotus55, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Pic seems to suggest not to look at the woman's ass. And, Willy looks anyway. That's so him man.
- AW4L, on 12/05/2008, -0/+36No. Willy Wonka only flies in elevators.
- Ice9NC, on 12/05/2008, -0/+1"It's the sea of 'oles John"
- randylm, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6Forget Willy, that lady in front of him sure can get her legs up high. Kinda hot.
- wurkanimal, on 12/05/2008, -2/+1Hahaha.. nice,
- mattyboy555, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4
- Yareking, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gRzmCf1EI&NR= ...
- lil_isie, on 12/05/2008, -0/+3Damn it, I lost the game.
- Yareking, on 12/05/2008, -0/+4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gRzmCf1EI&NR= ...
- liquidmetalband, on 12/05/2008, -8/+3Willy Wonka is a paedophile.
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