- oceanghost, on 11/20/2008, -0/+27Alright, someone tell Robert Pattison this is what real vampires look like.
- RustySparks, on 11/21/2008, -0/+29'Twilight' and its ***** emo vampires...i can't take it (no of course there was no twilight character on this list, I just feel the need to bitch and moan about it whenever possible)
- skeetmuffin, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4***** it
- JoeCool1986, on 11/21/2008, -7/+1I have to speak in defense of the "emo" vampire. Why? Because the vampire is the only evil, scary creature that has a lot of class. You'll always have zombies, werewolves, midgets, and many other creatures that are disgusting and heinous, so can't we have one that has a striking sense of style and class? Ok, maybe the Twilight vampires are a bit too emo-ish, but you have to love a character like Spike from Buffy or Kate Beckinsale's vampire-lady from Underworld.
Ok, I'm done.- cJw314, on 11/21/2008, -1/+5"Spike from Buffy"
...yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you there. - JoeCool1986, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Dude, how can you not like Spike? He was an awesome vampire. I'm saying he had style, not that I'm gay for him or anything....
- elchuy, on 11/21/2008, -1/+2Midgets? What the hell do you have against short people?
- JoeCool1986, on 11/22/2008, -0/+1baahhh... why does everyone take what I say so seriously? oh well.
- cJw314, on 11/21/2008, -1/+5"Spike from Buffy"
- RobotBuddha, on 11/21/2008, -0/+37Oh no, a vampire, run! If bitten, you'll become eternally young, immortal, super strong, and get a whole new awesome life.
Not scary. Zombies, now that's a good monster.- Bauer22, on 11/21/2008, -0/+23You forgot to mention all the teenaged girls you can pick up without having to worry about getting locked up.
- jlimon, on 11/21/2008, -0/+19Or getting them knocked up..
- scizor600, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Though being cold blooded vampires have trouble getting their **** up
- TheMoniker, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4There's a rap lyric in there somewhere.
- mrtumnus, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6i don't want to mess with Blade
- Gemfinder, on 11/21/2008, -1/+1Yeah, and...you're stuck in an ancient, corrupt, archaic society that has no reason to change and is populated with people desperately searching for meaning in living a half-existence.
And your only way out is PAINFUL.- GhettoReborn, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4I'm confused, it almost seems like your talking about modern society.
- rromansanturio, on 11/21/2008, -2/+13Turn your skin white? Someone please call Michael Jackson NOW!!
O no wait, don't worry... - whataSAMF, on 11/28/2008, -1/+20wheres bunnicula, the vampire bunny?
- klitzbtc, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4
?- whataSAMF, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4close, but no dice.
- klitzbtc, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1drats
- MourningLemon, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Wow...i forgot about Bunnicula. I had that book when i was a kid(never read it though).
- klitzbtc, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4
- spookyttws, on 11/21/2008, -1/+5I don't understand why they reference the "scary version" of the Vampires on the list and yet put up the "pretty normal" looking picture.
"To most people, Nomak would look sort of odd. He’s maybe in need of a tan, but overall decent, right? Well, get him pissed off while he’s hungry and see what happens! The craziest, most screwed up thing (AKA his unhinged jaw) unleashes and all hell breaks loose, causing loose stools across the globe."
So post the screwed up thing! Lame. But, hell, at least it all on one page. - DRT23, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
- spookyttws, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6Last sentence on the page: "This is the sole reason why I’m glad vampires aren’t real." Pff.. Show's what he knows..
- desfahanian, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Do not go see Dr. Acula 'MH'
- willdiggforfood, on 11/21/2008, -0/+12But... but... I thought all vampires were manicure-addicted goth metrosexuals...
- EddieOwns, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Damn it Janet..
- faizal5k, on 11/21/2008, -2/+18Those aren't vampires...those are goths.
- kehern15, on 11/21/2008, -4/+4Please, enough with the vampire stories.
- mmittimm, on 11/21/2008, -2/+16Digg better not flood with vampire ***** like happened with Bond and Dark Knight.
- Bauer22, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6I sorry to be the one to tell you this but it's already happened.
- rmeddy, on 11/21/2008, -3/+6What's with all the vampire stories nowadays?
- Nickolassc, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Yeah, vampires are everywhere now. I wonder what the deal with that is?
- sirjoebob, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2Because Twilight, a new vampire movie, is coming out. Plus Vampires rule.
- Nickolassc, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1You are supposed to say something about a new hot topic opening up.
- Nickolassc, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Yeah, vampires are everywhere now. I wonder what the deal with that is?
- theradical, on 11/21/2008, -2/+16Anybody who thinks they're a vampire is retarded
- whataSAMF, on 11/28/2008, -0/+5how can you ground that which is ungroundable?
- EddieOwns, on 11/21/2008, -1/+16Twilight is going to suck so bad.
- blitz718, on 11/21/2008, -1/+8butters
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4You are GROUNDED!
- thebullisred, on 11/21/2008, -4/+3ok count fagula
- dynelol, on 11/21/2008, -2/+6"Scary the living ***** out of me"? lol
- fuzzynyanko, on 11/21/2008, -10/+2Did South Park suddenly inspire a lot of people to submit and digg vampire articles or something?
- imacmike, on 11/21/2008, -4/+11BURN DOWN THE HOT TOPIC! BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
- daimposter, on 11/21/2008, -0/+11this remind me of the greatest insult from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. When Jon Bon Jovi acknowledged that he is up for a part in a new vampire movie, Triumph says "finally.......a role that REQUIRES you to suck".
- melbizopp23, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2Gerard Butler was a vampire? Had no clue. I would have paid to see that movie!
- splorpdotorg, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4No, you wouldn't. Seriously.
- ElGubrush, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Ah but sexy female vampires do make my skin turn white
Because all my blood rushes to my .... - ncapone, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Too many vampires, not enough vampire killers.
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Slayers. Pushes up glasses
- tomvamp88, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Vampires definitely shouldn't be the sexy-twilight thing, but the idea of vampires does have something to do with sex. At least, until the vampire is just going, if you pardon the pun, bat ***** insane, and starts ripping throats out.
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6If vampires are technically dead, they don't have any blood flow, so how do the guy vampires get boners? I've always wondered...
- RobotBuddha, on 11/21/2008, -1/+2Whatever keeps the rest of them from going stiff might not extend to members which don't have as much movement. Still disturbing as hell to think about though. Weird that corpse sex is considered romantic, no matter what the angle.
- DforSpiD, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4A wizard did it!
- tconnect80, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6If vampires are technically dead, they don't have any blood flow, so how do the guy vampires get boners? I've always wondered...
- bkhuber, on 11/21/2008, -2/+4I could go for a bowl of Count Chocula now
- revglenn, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7i'm glad to see some people still know what a vampire is supposed to be like.
- MourningLemon, on 11/21/2008, -4/+2For some reason I was hearing a woman's voice while I read that article.
- Nateon, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6I kind of like suave vampires, maybe not so much like the Twilight sparkle in the sunlight type but more like Bill Compton in True Blood.
- SpillReviews, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3suki suki 5 dolla
anyway yes..True Blood is a great show....Twilight is more like a soap opera
- SpillReviews, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3suki suki 5 dolla
- XFLOP20, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5Dugg for spill,because I ***** love spill!
- Gemfinder, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4I knew at least one of the "30 Days of Night" leeches would make the list. Even the quote-unquote "hot" ones (Toreador anti-tribu?) had freaky mannerisms that made my whole alimentary tract wither in abject terror.
And no, I'm not buying Alex Winter as an ugly vamp. Are you kidding? Perfect skin, not a gold-blonde ringlet hair out of place, he's Cupid with fangs! - Auryn, on 11/21/2008, -1/+1The Vampire Chronicles are awesome.
- WeylandYutani, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3She missed the scariest vampire of them all.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/tonyfranks ... - Ph03N1X418, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2I thought Shadow of the Vampire deserved a place here. While not necessarily the scariest; that was a great movie.
- alperea, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Turn your skin white? So that's what happened to MJ!
- someguyouknow, on 11/21/2008, -0/+1Turn my skin white?
I don't know... I am a pretty dark negro.



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