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  • somedudemanguy, on 11/20/2008, -1/+660You gotta hand it to him, that's some solid logic.
  • funkify33, on 11/20/2008, -5/+464Don't be a pussy, this guy sounds legit
    • betheturtle, on 11/20/2008, -4/+1I'd take candy from *his* van.
    • themastersb, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5That's what I was told about the guy knocking on my bedroom window claiming to be the tooth fairy...
  • Dinsdale77, on 11/20/2008, -24/+444He must have gone to public school in Alaska.
    • blake_mooney, on 11/20/2008, -33/+11LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • freshgrease, on 11/20/2008, -3/+26You betcha!
    • brandonbr, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6maybe if we quit bringing her up every chance we get, she'll actually disappear and we'll all be a little happier (unless of course she comes back for Playboy).
      • spaghettidinner, on 11/20/2008, -5/+0I don't want to see her naked. She's not a MILF she's a BARF.
  • Moonman13, on 11/20/2008, -1/+264I'm tempted to say that to my girl friend for laughs but I know it wouldn't end well.
    • justaboutdead, on 11/20/2008, -3/+76would your hand slap you?
    • ubenjammin2, on 11/20/2008, -4/+15She'd end up pregnant. . .
    • tEhKewleSt, on 11/20/2008, -20/+2No *****? And by "Girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?
    • HippyJM, on 11/20/2008, -0/+15I am married; always go for the joke.
    • Georgy, on 11/20/2008, -2/+3Girlfriend? Yea right...
  • DavidTurnbull, on 11/20/2008, -18/+10Don't forget about gravity.
  • ani625, on 11/20/2008, -14/+520That's what Palin must've told her daughter..
  • Grommy, on 11/20/2008, -3/+50I chortled.
    • DiggUmFrog, on 11/20/2008, -0/+17Isn't that a Pokêmon?
      • Vindexus, on 11/20/2008, -1/+13Pokémon.
      • dext3r, on 11/20/2008, -2/+10PO_KEY_MON!? THE THING WITH THE POKEY AND THE MON AND THE THING WERE THE GUY COMES OUT OF THE THING AND THEN HE AH AH AH AH
      • wonderbriefs, on 11/20/2008, -7/+1Wow, dext3r, you can quote family guy? I bet you're full of cool Simpson's and South Park quotes too! You're clever. Really.
      • supdude, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1Charzard? I only know that cause I made a fake one and successfully tricked the biggest pokemon loser at my school.
      • dext3r, on 11/21/2008, -1/+1@wonder: Thanks. I determine my self worth on both the number of quotes I can remember and how many diggs each comment garners.

      • wonderbriefs, on 11/21/2008, -1/+1dext3r, I knew you were cool by your masterful command of the ALL CAPS BUTTON.
    • Elementix, on 11/20/2008, -0/+9I sharted.
    • themusicalduck, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1I chuckled.
    • kpaphysicist, on 11/20/2008, -0/+9I wartortled. and squirtled a little bit too.
  • hate2digg, on 11/20/2008, -9/+4hehe, chocolate
  • DickyT83, on 11/20/2008, -12/+253Sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a clever comment. Clearly I'm not clever.
    • eyefork2, on 11/20/2008, -2/+75Dugg for clever comment
    • guyinjapan, on 11/20/2008, -2/+39You should just do what most diggers do... not bother to come up with anything clever, and just post the first thing that comes to your mind so that you get to the top of the comment list before everyone else.

      ...Like me.
      • PReitz, on 11/20/2008, -2/+27I like fish


        (how's that?)
      • TnTBass, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8Or do what everyone else does, and find a cleaver comment earlier up the comment chain, reword it and post it as if it was your own unique thought!
      • Tichondrius74, on 11/20/2008, -0/+13Most people just rephrase clever comments and use them as their own.
      • olafcore, on 11/20/2008, -0/+13Just rephrase what someone else said earlier.
      • chanop, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6I'm rephrasing what someone else said
      • PReitz, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8Or you could just talk about how two of your friends died doing something in the article.....in a go kart....with flames painted on it.
        Or post giant ascii art of pedobear molesting Admiral Ackbar or something.
      • wonderbriefs, on 11/20/2008, -0/+14Or quote something from Family Guy in ALL CAPS.
      • Expl0siv0, on 11/20/2008, -2/+15Or, using ALL CAPS, you could post a quote from family guy.
      • PReitz, on 11/20/2008, -0/+12And, if all else fails, you can always post a sarcastic remark about the typical comments posted on Digg.
      • BackEnThaWomb, on 11/20/2008, -0/+11Then take a screen shot and submit it.
      • RSMiller, on 11/20/2008, -8/+2Clinton, Obama and Bush were siting in this restaurant trying to decide what they should eat.

        Clinton decided that he would stick with what he loves best and ordered the fish with a side salad. He then took out a cigar and puffed on it lightly. The waiter nodded and asked what Obama would have.

        Obama confident in his decision ordered the steak well done. For a side dish he order mash potatoes with a savory brown gravy. The waiter nodded and asked what Bush would have.

        Bush looked over the menu between drawing in the dinosaur with a purple crayon. He simply couldn't decide. Clinton asked if he wanted to see the big boys menu and Bush declined.

        Finally Obama spoke up and told the waiter that Bush would have the chicken finger basket with Texas toast. The waiter said that there would be two sides with the order and asked what the other one would be. Obama smiled, "***** peas!"
      • SkinnerBox, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5"And, if all else fails, you can always post a sarcastic remark about the typical comments posted on Digg."

        Wow, that is SO meta.
      • li0n, on 11/21/2008, -0/+3shıt was so meta, yo.
  • yacks, on 11/20/2008, -2/+61I thought babies came from storks that carry babies in blankets by their mouth.

    Speaking of which, that Vlasic stork always scared me.. does he pickle babies?
    • Galgori, on 11/20/2008, -1/+27Yes. Yes he pickles babies.
    • RaulMuadDib, on 11/20/2008, -2/+11Om nom nom
    • sfhock, on 11/20/2008, -0/+9no, he delivers baby pickles.
    • jeremyosborne81, on 11/20/2008, -0/+12Pickled babies are great on hambrugers
    • souljaboytellem, on 11/20/2008, -7/+2Again with the terrible segways..

      L2IMPROV
      • entropysteak, on 11/20/2008, -1/+10i don't see how a self-balancing personal transportation device with two wheels, that can operate in any level pedestrian environment, has anything to do with this.

        or you must mean segue.
      • Tobey, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3No, he meant segway. Their build quality has really gone down lately...
  • stewlava, on 11/20/2008, -43/+207NO MORE PALIN JOKES !!!
    • DukeMojo, on 11/20/2008, -17/+109Leave Palin alone!!!
    • PixelPusher74, on 11/20/2008, -9/+4Why not joke about her? She's HILARIOUS! Have you ever seen 'Who's Nailin Palin?' It's clearly not her... but it's pretty funny too!
    • melies, on 11/20/2008, -2/+47There are no Palin jokes, just truths.
      • uguysmakemesick, on 11/20/2008, -1/+4That's what Palin must've told her daughter..
      • jzuska, on 11/20/2008, -5/+2One day Obama walks into a bar. Get it. he's black.
    • kenyadoit, on 11/20/2008, -1/+3Seriously, they are already getting old. Normally the jokes are reserved for the guy in office (maybe I'm just saying that because Bush has been in for the last 8 years). I guess stand-up comedians are going to shift their focus to Palin :/
      • PixelPusher74, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2I think we need to joke her into the ground and out of politics. On the one hand I'd love for her to be the Democratic opposition since she's so weak... On the other hand it terrifies me how many idiots might vote for her anyway.
    • anotherjack, on 11/20/2008, -3/+2Okay, but she's running in 2012, so we should stash some of the jokes for re-use. For example in 2012 the worst joke can be reworked to end this way:

      "...only 4 retarded things ever came out of her vagina".
    • TriplePlay2425, on 11/20/2008, -4/+3Making fun of Sarah Palin will ALWAYS be funny. For all eternity. Even the lamest of jokes.
    • Mohdoo, on 11/20/2008, -1/+3Honestly, Sarah Palin jokes are not nearly "un-funny" yet. Sure, it will expire with time. That's we why need to hope she runs for president in '12 so that we can hear more interviews :)
  • bsingle, on 11/20/2008, -15/+7Swallowing seems to satisfy my cum needs, and of course is less risky than barebacking either passively or actively.
    • DickyT83, on 11/20/2008, -2/+17Ewwww you said passively.
    • krytz86, on 11/20/2008, -6/+4Lies. No girls on internets.
      • Elranzer, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5Who said anything about girls??
      • anotherjack, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5"Barebacking" is your clue that this is not a girl.
    • Spuy767, on 11/20/2008, -5/+5What the ***** is your husband doing with a computer in the kitchen?
    • Scira, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5apparently digg is for gay rights, but they dont wanna know whats going on.
  • DigitalHippie73, on 11/20/2008, -14/+9meh...
  • CTabuga, on 11/20/2008, -15/+2I thought he going to say "don't worry I pull out..."
  • JoeSpaceTime, on 11/20/2008, -14/+2Grow up.
    • AllHailSatan, on 11/21/2008, -1/+2Notice how all your comments get dugg down? It's because they aren't interesting or valuable.

      You suck.
    • rentmitchum, on 11/22/2008, -1/+2You're on digg. Digg says ***** off.
    • JoeSpaceTime, on 11/24/2008, -0/+2Not ALL of my comments get dugg down. Only MOST of them.

      Nothing wrong with forming an opinion, even if most people disagree with it.
  • awt88, on 11/20/2008, -11/+3Ah, if only.
  • greatgatsbyII, on 11/20/2008, -11/+3I'll just stroke it in your.... WHOOOOO!!!!
  • Sublex, on 11/20/2008, -11/+4You mean storks don't have a part to play?
  • aftern9ne, on 11/20/2008, -13/+2Extraordinarily old.
  • thealsir, on 11/20/2008, -14/+4SMBC....Someday Might Be Comedy
  • lcohen, on 11/20/2008, -10/+3It worked a couple of times in High School!
  • DemiRonin, on 11/20/2008, -10/+2Such a smooth talker
  • blake_mooney, on 11/20/2008, -9/+3F**king genius!
  • rentmitchum, on 11/20/2008, -3/+58That's probably the last thing a girl thinking about opening up her steel vagina curtain wants to hear.. except maybe "steel vagina curtain".
    • acidsurgery, on 11/20/2008, -0/+10Dugg for originality.
    • Magnus150, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6Dugg for steel vagina curtains.

      Seriously, just think about it.
  • karimthedream, on 11/20/2008, -1/+210Dugg for not putting the punchline in the title.
  • brandybrown2, on 11/20/2008, -9/+1Try Obama Condoms
    http://chappyreport.blogspot.com/2008/11/obama-con ...
  • jaksu, on 11/20/2008, -6/+13this is how people get baby's

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo8qxUit00
  • MissTO, on 11/20/2008, -7/+3The real question is, why does this hot blonde who drives a savvy looking red open-car want to screw a guy who's wearing grandpa's sweater? Must be the full moon...
  • PabloIV, on 11/20/2008, -8/+4To the boon of abortion clinics everywhere, this is tragically not true.
  • muleskinner, on 11/20/2008, -7/+4Why does the moon look like a retarded kid in this comic?
  • p0p5ux, on 11/20/2008, -6/+1Yeah...Palin is getting really ***** old guys...
  • tunafizzle, on 11/20/2008, -10/+22Condoms=Sex ruiner
    • StrangeFamous, on 11/20/2008, -1/+32condoms=baby ruiner
      • Hefelumpman, on 11/20/2008, -1/+27babies=life ruiner

        I was going to type 'sex ruiner', but that was too ambiguously disturbing...
    • Jektal, on 11/20/2008, -0/+55Baby = Sex ruiner
    • SEANWOOKIE, on 11/20/2008, -2/+20Baby=Life ruiner
    • porkdanish, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5That's why I wear 3 all the time.

      Take 2 off before sex and and it's awesome!
      • sleeknerve, on 11/21/2008, -0/+2so then one could deduce

        Baby=Condom ruiner
  • RaulMuadDib, on 11/20/2008, -7/+5My momma saiz foozeball is the devil!!
  • frepnog, on 11/20/2008, -7/+2this is the most routinely painfully unfunny comic that gets posted on Digg every day. seriously, it sucks. badly. there are so many better comics out there. it's like that "cyanide" comic, OMG that thing sucks.
  • system5y, on 11/20/2008, -6/+2old
  • cumiciki, on 11/20/2008, -1/+43Then I guess I'd do her
    • TheChunt, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5I like this one alot more than the crysis one.
  • Jektal, on 11/20/2008, -5/+13So...

    There's this great summit meeting, all world's finest thinkers. And they're debating over the world's sterility. One man says he believes it's a punishment from God. Another person says they believe something in the water kills sperm. Another suggests that it's an effect of the atmosphere. Hours go by and nothing of any value gets accomplished, when they turn to a physicist who's been sitting in the corner of the room in silence, just drinking a beer and gnawing on this massive chicken wing.

    They ask him, "Why aren't there any babies?" He looks up from his meal, and says "I haven't the foggiest idea. But this stork tastes great!"

    /horribly paraphrased, and ***** this comment box is being annoying...
  • metaliq, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3As long as he kills her post-consummation he'll be fine.
  • MtheoryX, on 11/20/2008, -4/+71Not only is she not in the kitchen...but the guy is letting her drive? WTF?
    • Swarms, on 11/20/2008, -6/+2I'd be careful, don't they ban people from this website now for funny...er...sexist comments?
  • svensko, on 11/20/2008, -8/+3SMBC is the new XKCD. :(
  • apr35, on 11/20/2008, -8/+2YES!!! I don't know if you got the following Juno ad on this post, but it made the post perfect for me!!:

    http://digg.com/comedy/Do_You_Have_Any_Protection_ ...

  • 8m4ck, on 11/20/2008, -3/+33How is babby formed.

    How girl get pragnent.
  • austria, on 11/20/2008, -0/+9How old is that? Comments on the page are from 2006.
    • ElRayQuieres, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5I'd guess ~2 years?

      Math is hard.
  • marioara, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2ouch
  • mojonyc212, on 11/20/2008, -1/+1Is she Britney's sister ?
  • optheta, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3PIIHP
  • dman24752, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Not a good as thumb cold war, but pretty good. SMBC rocks.
  • JinandJuice, on 11/20/2008, -0/+11put on a seat belt. that'll protect you.
  • kogeki, on 11/20/2008, -3/+4Maybe that's why nutty evangelical christians have such a high pregnancy rate.
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